How Zodiac Signs Act on Every Zoom Call
Out of breath, Aries crashes the Zoom chat. She did 20 pushups on Instagram when challenged.
Taurus is late. She calmly says she was gathering wild mint in her garden to steep in a big pot of tea.
Gemini repeats your question since (surprise!) she wasn't listening. The air sign was too busy flipping between 67 active tabs.
The water sign's warm, empathic glance may make you overshare. After 37 minutes, Cancer praises her coworkers.
Leo glows at 9:03 a.m. Her dazzling personality—and the most expensive ring light—are responsible.
Virgo joins one minute and 35 seconds late after triple-checking the call start time.
Libra descends from heaven to speak. Her hair is wavy. She apologizes for her messy appearance as sunshine dances off her cheekbones.
Scorpio's intense gaze might be felt through your webcam without seeing her.
Sagittarius will not apologize for being late. Sag will attend "the boss's" meeting whenever she likes.
She applauds latecomers and says, “Look who decided to show up!” Earth's practicality guides you through her 80-page talk.
Aquarius has lost track of time between telescope-gazing at Venus and contemplating the universal awareness.
Pisces inhales deeply and focuses on the conversation after her third slumber.
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