Super Patient To Fiesty Zodiac Signs

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LIBRA

The balance of justice is objective and logical. This is you. You believe that losing one's composure is unbecoming.

VIRGO

You avoid conflicts as much as possible because you find them unpleasant. You likely tolerate things that you shouldn't.

CAPRICORN

You suppress your wrath. Before disapproving, you give folks another chance.

SCORPIO

You'll find any reason to stay calm until you run out. You warm up slowly from room temperature to boiling.

TAURUS

This bull stays in the corral until you can't stand it, then it's a crazy rodeo ride! Others always disappoint you, which is why you finally get upset.

GEMINI

Florida weather is known for changing in five minutes. That's your mood swings.

CANCER

When you lose your patience, everyone within range must duck and cover.

SAGITTARIUS

You compare the rage cycle to an orgasm. Your wrath and anxiety build up slowly, but when that volcano erupts, everything will be covered in red-hot magma.

PISCES

You usually pout, cry, and write nasty diary entries before shouting, insulting, or hitting.

AQUARIUS

Why are you the water carrier? So you can pour it over your current aggressor. That's before the groyne kick.

ARIES

As life is simply a tiny blip on the grand arc of eternity, you don't have time to cope with a nagging asshole who wants to drain you.

LEO

The lion's furious. The film hasn't begun! There's nothing to get furious about yet.

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